[Nachum]

What? They didn't check if Bible sales were up? We're all clinging to our guns & reeeeeelijin'

[Loud Mime]

This stuff does not concern me one bit.

By the way, does anybody know where I can buy 55 gal drums of drinking water and cases of canned goods?

[grobdriver]

“Oddly enough, buying a gun still holds very steady, but buying ammunition not so much,”

That's cause we already have our stockpile of ammo, but one can always use another .45 or 12-gauge.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Conservative bumper sticker: you can pry my gun from my cold dead hands.

Lib bumper sticker: you can pry my food stamps from my cold dead hands.

[struggle]

That reminds me, I need some more 7.62 to stock up, even though I have NO GUNS in my house.

[The Comedian]

The guns are to protect those without food stamps from those with food stamps after they run out of food stamps.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[FrankR]

We be better served to worry about all those assault weapons that were bought by the obama administration in the name of the IRS, before we start looking at guns bought by law-abiding citizens....

[Uncle Miltie]

It reflects FAILURE, not uncertainty.

Like all this business about “uncertainty” holding back a recovery. B.S. What’s holding back a recovery is full on frontal ECONOMIC DESTRUCTION.

[Red in Blue PA]

Demand for Guns, Food Stamps Indicates Uncertainty: Analyst

Where can I sign up to get a job stating the bleeding obvious?

[Buffalo Head]

The author doesn't seem to have a clue about the Obama Panic of 2009. A classic example of correlation without causation. Sort of like observing that fat folks mostly drink diet soda, while the thin people mostly drink sugared soda. Therefore, by his reasoning, diet pop causes obesity!