Heroin sales are way off. We can hardly sell stolen car parts at their normal price. And worst of all, because of the bad publicity you are giving us, Amerika's quaintest and most colorful Balkan Allies, it is getting tougher to fool young Eastern European women into becoming prostitutes!
If our kidnapping and extortion rackets begin to suffer, we may be forced to take action, against you, Babe!
BTW, your hometown has been found to be a part of The Greater Albania!
Wouldn't be the first threat I'd gotten from the Albanians and probably won't be the last, Kenny!
Seriously, all of us have gotten threats that range from "Talking about Kosovo can be dangerous to you and your family's health" to long diatribes in Serbian (which I don't understand, but later had translated -- Kosovo Albanians do speak Serbian and I don't) that were the product of truly sick minds.
On one hand, I thank God that I live in a country that allows us to arm ourselves -- on the other it PO's me that I as an American can be threatened for freedom of speech in my own country by these foreign beasts and they get a pass. In my version of America, they (as foreign elements) are the ones who should be worried, not me -- but I am sad to say that my America doesn't exist anymore.