Posted on 10/15/2010 2:58:09 AM PDT by Loyalist
So, this Canadian anti-elf guy is besmirched for getting “powerful” guns? What was he supposed to do, buy “weak” guns that wouldn’t hurt the little elves?
O another note, do zombies and elves ever mate? What would a zombelf be like?
This is further evidence that all gun owners are nuts, and all privately owned firearms should be confiscated ASAP.
“high-powered weapons”
Sheesh. The only two they listed was a 12 gauge & a .45acp.”
According to media experts, any firearm that is not a rimfire is considered “high powered”
I’ve never known elves to hurt anyone, however, leprechans are evil and dangerous creatures. There are even movies about this.
Yeah, the same “experts” that say leprechauns aren’t dangerous.
Exactly. But that is why I have the fairies guarding my house (of course, then I have to put up with their borrowing/hiding things).
Now if you want a TRUE evil, I have to cast my vote for garden gnomes. Little evil buggers, they are.
My sister keeps teasing me she is going to put garden gnomes in the yard and I keep telling her I will go out and buy a 3 foot Gargoyle to keep an eye on them!
“O another note, do zombies and elves ever mate? What would a zombelf be like?”
Don’t be fogetting about the Elfbies as well.
“Garden Gnomes.”
Well my only problem with them, is the wild garden parties they keep hosting for the deer.
Jmcenanly-san, no those are the two nice elves, plus the male one is a hottie.
WoW! POWERFUL GUNS is it? I’m sure glad he didn’t have WEAK GUNS to shoot these varmints. It would have only pissed them off and then what do you do????????
I didn’t even read the article but I would think it was written by a liberal woman or sissy who had no idea about guns since they didn’t know the difference between a BB gun and a slingshot.
They are colluding with the deer! Getting them drunk so they can talk them into doing damage to your lawn! Open your eyes, man!! ;-}
What I want to know is what round is appropriate for elves? .223, because the little buggers are FAST?
One needs to be properly prepared, you know ;).
LQ
“Now if you want a TRUE evil, I have to cast my vote for garden gnomes. Little evil buggers, they are.”
That’s why I never make travel arrangements on Travelocity.
Elves must be protected!!
“What I want to know is what round is appropriate for elves? .223, because the little buggers are FAST?”
In that case any of the SHORT magnums should be sufficient.
How could I forget? Oh, the hugh manatee!!!
He’s way overgunned for elves. Personally, I prefer a .243 or smaller. Save the 12 gauge for the bigger stuff, like goblins or ghouls. You can take fairies at 100+ yards with a .22 mag. Not much meat on ‘em though.
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