“I really don’t mean to be unkind, but I think it is the height of birther stupidity to think that anyone is going to be satisfied with any documents released under the authority of and at the direction of Barack Obama.”
Shoot, things have progressed long enough now that if a video was produced showing Don Ho singing as Obama Jr popped out of the birth canal, folks would wonder how often Don Ho traveled to Kenya, and how much George Soros paid him to do it...
Shoot, things have progressed long enough now that if a video was produced showing Don Ho singing as Obama Jr popped out of the birth canal, folks would wonder how often Don Ho traveled to Kenya, and how much George Soros paid him to do it...
You can never win with conspiracists. The lack of evidence supporting their beliefs is chalked up to the conspiracy erasing it. The evidence contradicting their beliefs is either deemed inconclusive or falsified by the conspiracy. And any person or party implicated in the narrative they refuse to accept is automatically deemed to be part of the conspiracy. To wit:
Birthers: “There’s a conspiracy surrounding Obama’s birth, so we need to see contemporary evidence of a Hawaiian birth.”
Microfiche researcher: “I found two 1961 birth announcements.”
Birthers: “Holy crap! Someone’s put fake birth announcements in the microfiche! We can’t accept anything less than the Hawaiian government officially confirming that he was born there.”
Hawaii: “Obama was born here.”
Birthers: “Holy crap! Hawaii’s in on the conspiracy too!”