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Why Should You Own A Gun? [Lib whiner]
deathandtaxesmag ^ | 11 Oct 2010 | Colleen Shuffledbean

Posted on 10/11/2010 6:25:01 PM PDT by smokingfrog

The Machine Gun Shoot Competition happened at the Knob Creek Gun Range in Kentucky this weekend in which hundreds of machine gun dealers, owners and enthusiasts showed up to fire four rounds at random appliances and vehicles.

The Knob Creek Gun Range websites describes this event with similar giddiness and rhetoric of a 13-year-old at a “Return of the King” premiere, stating:

“..The charges are set off by the impact of the bullets. Creating large and small mushroom clouds and fire balls from hell!”

It’s true. Astute men, women and judging from the FAQ sheet on their website inquiring what kind of gun to buy a child, even children, gather to shoot at and explode various objects to: Prove a point of freedom? To ascertain the redneck’s dominance over inconspicuous home appliances? To scare away Tom Robinson?

Whatever the reason, it didn’t seem that the Machine Gun Competition was enough to settle the burdening desire, rather, God given right, no, necessity, to shoot at and blow stuff up. So naturally there was also an Assault Rifle Competition, Old Military Bolt Rifle Competition, K.C.R Shotgun Competition, K.C.R Practical Pistol Competition and the regular old Military Gun Show.

To further christen the event, Rand Paul showed up and called out Obama for trying to take away gun owners’ divine rights:

“The president says that you’re out here in the middle of the country clinging to your guns and ammunition. What I tell the President is, ‘We’re clinging to our guns, our religions and our ammunition.’”

Of course you are, what with these damn liberals running around demanding civil rights, equal opportunity and same sex marriage we need some level-headed people with the machine capability to mow down anyone that stands in their way of having rights.

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Kentucky
KEYWORDS: banglist; bitterclingers; knobcreek; machinegun
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To: smokingfrog

We don’t need to explain why we exercise our 2nd amendment rights any more than a liberal or anyone else is expected to explain why they exercise their 1st amendment rights.


41 posted on 10/11/2010 7:35:58 PM PDT by Iron Munro (I prayed: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it - He sent the Obamas.)
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To: smokingfrog; All

Miranda Lambert - Time to get a gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN56BFDsPK0


42 posted on 10/11/2010 7:36:28 PM PDT by donna (This is the age of Republican-Feminism. We *feel right*!)
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To: JoenTX

I couldn’t agree more.


43 posted on 10/11/2010 7:40:40 PM PDT by davetex (All my weapons got melted by a meteor!! No Sh*t)
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To: smokingfrog

“...we need some level-headed people with the machine capability to mow down anyone that stands in their way of having rights.”

Hey, she forgot about the flamethrowers. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-Z2xQdRec


44 posted on 10/11/2010 7:44:19 PM PDT by DemforBush (You might think that, *I* could not possibly comment.)
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To: smokingfrog

If we truly had the right to bear arms, citizens in NYC could carry a gun.

What is this clown smoking?


45 posted on 10/11/2010 7:48:32 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: smokingfrog

“A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.”
- George Washington


46 posted on 10/11/2010 7:49:04 PM PDT by A. Patriot (CZ 52's ROCK)
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To: DemforBush

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff513/morris02/flamethrower.jpg”;>

Well, you really shouldn’t have to walk.


47 posted on 10/11/2010 7:49:31 PM PDT by davetex (All my weapons got melted by a meteor!! No Sh*t)
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To: davetex

48 posted on 10/11/2010 7:54:28 PM PDT by davetex (All my weapons got melted by a meteor!! No Sh*t)
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To: bill1952

Trust me, it is. Tons of aftermarket parts on the market in pink to get the ladies involved.
My sister already is involved, AND she is a huge breast cancer research supporter, so she is already a pink freak. LOL.


49 posted on 10/11/2010 7:58:25 PM PDT by rickb308 (Nothing good ever came from someone yelling "Allah Snackbar")
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To: smokingfrog
I love the sheer animistic fear automatic weapons invoke in progressives.

Let them flee to the safety of their tribal lands, so that they are all gathered in one place for The Cull.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

50 posted on 10/11/2010 8:02:31 PM PDT by The Comedian (Keep talking while I reload...)
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To: catfish1957
"Looking for freeper without a gun is like looking for a virgin at a whorehouse." Photobucket
51 posted on 10/11/2010 8:02:40 PM PDT by rickb308 (Nothing good ever came from someone yelling "Allah Snackbar")
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To: bill1952
After all, George Washington and the other forefathers of America did not sit down to tea with the English. They shot them.

That sort of factual, historical observation gets people banned here in Narrowly FreeRepublic.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

52 posted on 10/11/2010 8:07:11 PM PDT by The Comedian (Keep talking while I reload...)
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To: smokingfrog
Serious questions:

Why don't they offer firearms training in high schools? Or, do they?

Do minors have 2nd Amendment rights? How about 1st Amendment rights?

53 posted on 10/11/2010 8:08:35 PM PDT by Walts Ice Pick
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To: smokingfrog

Old video.

Machine gun shoot didn’t happen this year,.. canceled due to drought.

The date on the video is Oct 20..


54 posted on 10/11/2010 8:08:43 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
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To: LoneStarGI
Screw the gun-grabbers, when Dr. Trips hits and/or the Zombie apocalypse begins, I’ll be sitting pretty on my little arsenal. Mwahahahaha.

That's *Captain* Trips, Private.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

55 posted on 10/11/2010 8:11:28 PM PDT by The Comedian (Keep talking while I reload...)
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To: Texas Fossil
My personal favorite: Photobucket
56 posted on 10/11/2010 8:11:52 PM PDT by rickb308 (Nothing good ever came from someone yelling "Allah Snackbar")
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To: Walts Ice Pick

The Boy Scouts used to.


57 posted on 10/11/2010 8:13:32 PM PDT by rickb308 (Nothing good ever came from someone yelling "Allah Snackbar")
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To: rickb308

Lightweight...!


58 posted on 10/11/2010 8:14:54 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: smokingfrog
What the hell is a Colleen Shuffledbean?
With a name like that you know she was born with her panties in a bunch!
59 posted on 10/11/2010 8:18:48 PM PDT by The Cajun
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To: Walts Ice Pick

60 posted on 10/11/2010 8:19:22 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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