[Charles Martel]

If I ever found one on my car I’d photograph it and then take it to the nearest truck stop. Let whomever think I was heading across country.

That was my first thought as well. It might be even better, though, to find the nearest GSA fleet office and go stick it on a vehicle fitted with those G-prefix government license plates. Or a mail delivery vehicle (they have large tractor-trailer rigs too).

It'd definitely be better to turn it back on the feds than to just stick it on some other unsuspecting citizen's vehicle.

[Gaffer]

I’d put it on a damn USPS RFD van....

[ModelBreaker]

“It’d definitely be better to turn it back on the feds than to just stick it on some other unsuspecting citizen’s vehicle. “

Even if the citizen were a democrat in congress?