[Lazamataz]

The Company has exhibited leadership by enhancing the facilitation of synergistic, scalable core-competancy paradigm-shifts vis-a-vis the most granular service point of difference, empowering the ongoing assurance of the product architecture being functionally equivalent and parallel to the longitudinal business-practice shift postulated by the use of mission-critical management dialog technology on a go-forward basis, in accordance with ISO-9001:2008 standards.

[greatplains]

Oh, jeez, if our VP gets hold of that we won’t be hearing anything else...

[lysie]

[maine yankee]

“I talk pretty some day”

[ConservativeStatement]

I’d love to hear the mayor of Boston or Jesse Jackson say that.

[Blueflag]

Your post is clearly aligned to best practices.

[Minn]

My little consulting firm once had a flyer that read: you will never hear us say “proactive”, “synergy”, or “paradigm”.

[dangus]

I think that translates into, “I’d hit it.” No?

[Henchster]

"The Company has exhibited leadership by enhancing the facilitation of synergistic, scalable core-competancy paradigm-shifts vis-a-vis the most granular service point of difference, empowering the ongoing assurance of the product architecture being functionally equivalent and parallel to the longitudinal business-practice shift postulated by the use of mission-critical management dialog technology on a go-forward basis, in accordance with ISO-9001:2008 standards."

What a minute, I worked for that company before they filed chapter 11!