Oh, be still my heart!
UN troops in America - a chance to eliminate both Foreign and Domestic enemies at the same time! Excellent. The stuff every redblooded American patriot has been dreaming of since Jane Fonda was still an attractive little whore conspiring with the enemy!
I'm reminded by the quote from Gen. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller:
"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"
I have heard this one and I wonder if Chesty also said it: "The poor bastards have us surrounded. Now we can attack in any direction!" Or was that Patton?