Posted on 09/27/2010 8:24:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It’s a good thing Rush doesn’t like to talk about himself.
The midterms are still a month away, so I guess there's not much politics to discuss right now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!:&))
Rush STILL talking about GOLF, Family Guy, football. I've loved Rush since March 1991, but he's really sounding like an out-of-touch uber-rich "fat cat" lately...
His golf stories are boring today
Aliens only shake left-handed?
LMAO!
The last people I would want to meet UFO’s is the UN!
It’s CC’s b-day, not mine, but I don’t know where he is. Haven’t seen him for a while.
you’d bitch if they hung him with a new rope
Ugh, NO thanks! (and I'm a woman)
Now he's talking about extra-terrestrials, aliens and Weekly World News. Is today really April 1st??
Happy birthday CC!!
Yeah, every time they say anything about Christine O’Donnell bring up Kookcinich seeing a UFO....
Hey bud how is it going!Another week another tropical disturbance....zero is on the way out!!
I’m left handed
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What are you talking about? I love El Rushbo, but can't stand when he wastes so much time on air talking about crap, or takes so many vacations during the year. That's not why he got to where he is today.
My husband has even less patience for this stuff on his show...
It's 12:25 pm ET, and so far his show has been a total waste. I'll stay tuned in because I expect it will improve over the next couple of hours.
Last I checked, this was a daily Rush discussion thread... I didn't realize only discussions endlessly praising Rush were allowed.
Run Castle Run. lol.
Oh! Then Happy Belated Birthday OR Happy Birthday in advance!
He’s out saving Chicago from the clutches of the liberals! I hope he comes and gives us an update soon!
cry me a river
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