Posted on 09/27/2010 8:24:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL... NO! I think Rush said it was some guy who called or e-mailed him about the opening monologue. I'm a gal... ;-)
I have to say I'm not surprised he got a complaint or two about the first half hour of today's show... he's back on a roll now.
Would love to have her stay at the lake house 30 mins away, but it is not all ours to offer. My 80 yo FIL is there and having health issues. He can no longer stay alone, so my SIL is there. In addition, I may be called away to Atlanta for part of the weekend.
I limited myself to an hour here and my time is up. Must get back to work. I will email Mrs. S. to see if we can catch up this weekend after the “Breakfast Bowl”.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CC27! :)=^..^=
Now I know why your nic’s title ends with the number “27”, for your birthday. :)=^..^=
Hi nutmeg!
Not surprised that early in Rush’s show he talks about sports. He figures NO ONE loves Mondays and here in CT, we are getting both a rainy day and a Monday. Plus Rush as some one else said, controls the content of his show M-TH. I suspect that either he or a member of his show prep drops by JimV’s live chatroom to SEE what Jim and the SOC Chatroom is talking about M-F as VIEWERS.
Yes I was in 1 of those fine establishments yesterday watching Ray Rice not run all over the worst team in the NFL.
it’s 1 of those times where it doesn’t matter who’s an R and who’s a D.
Looking for auctions to go to this weekend, and came across this one in Greensburg. Note what the featured item is.
http://www.auctionzip.com/cgi-bin/auctionview.cgi?lid=943997&kwd=jewelry&zip=15205&category=0
Nice to see Kasich holding his own in this part of the state. Is he up by 17 points? Probably not.
Is this his election to lose? Absolfreakinglutely!!!
DVRd, TANKS!
I thought the Brownies looked pretty good.
I just had to chuckle at the first item on the featured list. I can’t believe anyone would want one of those. If this were West VA, I would think it might have belonged to Robert Byrd.
I know,agreed! I don’t watch the show for its political content just its humor and its funny as hell!
General Pershing - come BACK.
I am stunned...I can’t even imagine how they are going to ‘present’ that...or that the family would want Grandpap (or whoever) outed.
Yoi.
Hey...wait a darn minute...I live in that general area of Westmoreland County...and we are NOT 20 years behind...no we ARE the bitter, clingers out here. The real time antique users are over in Somerset County...
(Though I would be really interested to know what family/estate the select ‘items’ are from...I am nebby like that).
Thanks, hun!
Thanks, baby!
Thanks!
Hugs
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