Posted on 09/24/2010 8:01:28 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
GRANTS PASS, Ore. - Two people are under arrest in connection with a bank robbery in Grants Pass Monday afternoon.
The Grants Pass Department of Public Safety says 37-year-old Erica Fay Anderson robbed the Umpqua Bank on Midland Avenue at about 2:15 p.m. Monday, and then went to pick up her two daughters from Highland Elementary School.
Authorities say she presented tellers with a demand note, and then fled with the cash. However, they say an alert citizen turned in a description and plates of a suspicious vehicle that investigators connected to Anderson. She was arrested at her home.
(Excerpt) Read more at kdrv.com ...
I understand they found her do-list: 1) gas; 2) dentist appointment; 3) rob bank; 4) pick up kids.
“Mom, what’s this ski mask and bag of cash doing in the back seat?”
Hmmm...Let’s see.....
1. Get gallon of Milk
2. Pick up Dry Cleaning
3. Get Gas
4. Rob Bank
5. Pick up kids from school
Fairly normal list of ToDo’s
To Do List for Today:
Take kids to school
Pick up Dry Cleaning
Lunch with the girls
Grocery shopping
Rob Bank
Pick up kids from school
Go to soccer practice
we’re eating out tonight kids!
lol...even bank robbers can be responsible moms..aside from her occupation
God love her
I never know which eye to look at with people who have one eye that wanders a bit, as hers appear to do in this highly complimentary picture.
1) get kids up and feed them.
2) see they brush their teeth and dress them
3) take them to school
4) groceries and stuff for school lunches
5) tend to the marijuana garden we have in the basement to greatly supplement our income growing kryptonite or blueberry kush etc
or get back to the bank to work more carefully on that money I've been embezzling for months
or get ready for that stockholders meeting where I will criminally deny or fabricate data to keep my company stock from collapsing...this one has happened to me..Phycor..a healthcare outfit here in Nashville
or go punch in for that Union job down at the new state project my union forced the general contractor to buy just so the union would supply say pipefitters or iron workers
or get to my job at Wardaddy's car wash so I can steal another 1-2000 from him this month by selling his tokens myself or bypassing his cashier..he'll never know...even though that dummy has cameras watching me..
6) go shopping for school clothes or myself
7) pick up kids
8) taekwondo for the kiddies
9) home for dinner, some TV, homework and nitey nite
is any of that much different really other than a gun robber is more violent..
PS..any smart bank robber knowing the law would use a note and not imply violence....1/3rd the time if caught
Grass pants? Are we in Hawaii? Talk into my good eye sonny.
She should have added “buy a hairbrush” to the list.
I’d put robbing the bank at the top of the list for things to do. I mean if after all you’re going to be doing some shopping or picking up your clothes from the dry cleaner you’ll be needing the cash obviously. And by all means of course pick up the kids at school.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.