[Pollster1]

I guess one of these would squash an unwelcome intruder.

[Blogatron]

Oh, what a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh! Oh! what a beauty
It must be 3 feet long or maybe more
It's such a marvelous color, so round and big and fat
I've never seen a zuchini grow quite as big as that
Oh, what a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before

Real funny when Tim Curry sang it.

[GLDNGUN]

I guess one of these would squash an unwelcome intruder.

Wow. Look at the size of that man's zucchini. No wonder he's grinning from ear to ear. The little lady seems to be having a hard time holding back a smile herself.