[Stoat]

A. I didn't "become" a heterosexual.

I was born that way. You know....normal and healthy

Your statement that you are normal and healthy in the context of sexuality infers that homosexuals are not normal and healthy and so you are hereby charged with a hate crime.

Please move away from your keyboard and to your front porch, where a bright pink van will be along shortly.  It carries Officers from the Hate Crimes Unit

 

 

who will place you inside a brown paper bag, hermetically seal it and transport you to the Department of Social Services where you will have an opportunity to participate in Diversity Indoctrination

Successful graduates of Diversity Indoctrination will be allowed to return to their former lives at a lower salary level.

Those failing Diversity Indoctrination will be required to undergo Medical Experimentation.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Allegra]

Please move away from your keyboard and to your front porch, where a bright pink van will be along shortly. It carries Officers from the Hate Crimes Unit...

LOL! Hilarious.

I wish the bright pink van and its Hate Crime Officers all the luck in finding my current "front porch." Heh!

[Caipirabob]

Crikey, you just know someone from the Obama regime is reading this thinking “Great policy!”...