Just another 87.6% and you’ll achieve eutopia, California. You’ll all be lying around in the sun just like the Eloi. The women will all look just like Yvette Mimeaux, and the men like Rod Taylor. It’ll be terrific, you’ll love it.
Question: How do you find someone with a master’s degree in english lit in California?
Answer: Sit in a restaurant and say “Waiter!”