Posted on 09/15/2010 3:10:40 PM PDT by Syncro
LIKE, IS SARAH PALIN TOTALLY CONCEITED?
September 15, 2010
In the October issue of Vanity Fair now on newsstands, Michael Gross reverts to junior high school to issue gossip-girl digs at Sarah Palin. Next up in Vanity Fair: "Sarah Palin Super Stuck Up; Thinks She's All That."
Gross dramatically reveals, for example, that her speech in Wichita, Kan., was "basically the same speech she gave 18 hours earlier to the Tea Party group in Independence (Mo.)."
A politician repeated lines in a speech? You must be kidding! Hello, Ripley's? No, you cannot put me on hold. This is a worldwide exclusive. I'm sitting on a powder keg here.
Gross also apparently believes Vanity Fair readers will be tickled, rather than appalled by this story about Palin:
"Sometimes when she went out in public, people were unkind. Once, while shopping at Target, a man saw Palin and hollered, 'Oh my God! It's Tina Fey! I love Tina Fey!' When other shoppers started laughing, the governor parked her cart, walked out of the store, and drove away." (That jackass was lucky Sarah didn't have her moose rifle with her.)
A random encounter with a rude, abusive jerk in public is supposed to make her look bad? Liberals have really lost their minds about Palin. They'd laugh if someone hit her with a baseball bat.
Gross also includes a strange exegesis about Palin's tipping. It seems an unnamed bellman at an unnamed Midwestern hotel "waited up until past midnight for Palin and her entourage to check in -- and then got no tip at all for 10 bags."
First of all, what does Gross' imaginary bellboy think the entire Palin family and their assistants and aides were doing until after midnight? Bowling? Playing beer-pong at a local pub? They've been traveling -- with kids -- all day, arriving after midnight, and the only thing he can think about is how he had to stay up past midnight.
Assuming the story is true, which I do not, why is it Palin's fault no tip was given? According to the bellboy, there must have been at least half a dozen people in her group. Palin is the "talent." Other than Trig, she's the last person who should be held responsible for the tip.
Gross was just getting warmed up with the bellboy. "The same went for the maids who cleaned Palin's rooms in both places," he reveals in a worldwide exclusive: "no tip whatsoever."
I think most normal people reading that aren't thinking about Palin, they're thinking, "Wait -- do I tip maids?"
I don't on principle, unless I've stayed several nights or left a dead body in the room. Even then, it depends on the size of the body. I also don't leave a tip for the guy who put batteries in the TV remote, the hotel buyer who chose the nice soaps, or the interior decorator who designed the room. That's what I'm buying: a clean, functional room for one night.
Also fantastic is Gross' conspiracy theory on why no one in Alaska will talk to him about Palin.
In part, this is the typical, head-up-the-butt, New York reporter's view of Alaska. Gross assumes everyone in the state personally knows Sarah Palin and if they don't talk to him ... they must be afraid!
Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
It turns out the Palins had simply flown to Todd's parents' house for the weekend. No "curiosity seekers" showed up at the house to gawk -- other than the two reporters, who are utterly oblivious to the fact that the only paranoid psychotics in this story are themselves.
Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
Liberals have really lost their minds about Palin. They'd laugh if someone hit her with a baseball bat.
Rules please.
Coulter at her best ping.
two of my favorite women. palin and coulter.
It looks like we will survive 4 years of Obama. Even if some think Palin would not make the very best president, I know we could survive 4 years of her and it would make me soooo happy to watch the dems head explode, I would vote for her in a heartbeat.
This will backfire on them. The one solid in middle America is "Always protect the girl" and there are still enough real Americans out there who have not been emasculated by the libers
the cops know a ‘babe’ when they see one...
Yes, good to see Ann back at her best. I was very put off by her willingness to lend her presence to that gay fest.
How much do you tip a maid?
Excellent Coulter piece that skewers the weird fantasies of New York leftists (the artsy set) that live in their liberal cocoon and are genetically unable to begin to understand the average Americans life and, as you would expect, the attraction of a woman, Sarah Palin, they consider a few steps below their maid on the social ladder. Their arrogance and clueless assumptions are effectively mocked by Ann Coulter, a master of wit, sarcasm and making liberals look as ridiculous as they really are. Good job, Ann.
The guy that complained the most and decided to un-invite her to his event has invited the homos to come instead.
Hay, what is a gay fest? I guess that is what Farah is having now.
They should be given fair warning, if a hair is harmed on that lady and a chuckle erupts they will be laughing without teeth and maybe the backsides of their skulls. Depends on the tool and the entry point.
Great article as usual by Coulter.
That's kind of my problem with her.
Who’s that goomer in the red hat???!!!
A friend of mine was shocked to learn that I never did this. He leaves a $5 note on the nightstand each morning. But he’s a big wig with a major league baseball club, has sizable disposable income, and besides, he’s not half Scot. We give well to church and charity, but other than that when I pull a dollar bill from my wallet George Washington has to rub his eyes.
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