I think that’s in Zephaniah or maybe Joel.
It's in the apocrypha.
The Book of Completely Deserved Horrors 1:1
"And lo, the wicked nations continued in their wickedness,
and did not repent of their abominations and murder against Israel.
And the Lord ran out of patience, and sent to them a great punishment in the shape of a man.
A man who pointed and laughed at the pain of evil men,
And chuckled as he did slay them in their thousands,
And grinned as he strode upon their unmarked graves and over their unwept corpses.
And their agony was his set up, and their death was his punchline.
And they saw not his face, but knew he was near, as their men fell to the left and right,
And it came to pass that after the screams ended, and even the wailing was silent,
that there was no sound in lands of the abominable nations, save for the buzz of flies,
and the distant laughter of The Comedian."
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.