[Vigilanteman]

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to get to the end until the third try. Here are some of the better gems:

1. Obama looks as comfortable in front of the camera as a blind agoraphobic in Grand Central Station during rush hour.

2. Obama froze stiffer than Nancy Pelosi’s face on a Lake Tahoe ski lift . . .

3. While his backtracking tends to be as laughably divorced from reality as an Ed Schultz monologue . . .

4. “Is it me, or does this guy sound like Howard Dean built a Leninbot in his basement?”

5. The borderline-romantic yearning for the great Community Activist has faded like Bill and Hillary’s post-Monica love life.

6. The Democrats honestly expect us to believe Palin couldn’t have handled Joe Biden’s job? I’m not convinced Obama can, either.

[RachelFaith]

THIS ONE is my Gem of the day:

I can’t help but wonder if David Axelrod is standing behind the blue curtain with a remote control: “Damn it, Gibbs. I need four AA batteries, pronto!”

[Fu-fu2]

“Those of us who openly questioned the acumen of the untested Illinois Senator were dismissed as racists. Once the race card was maxed out (which happened right about the same time ultra-white boy Newsweek leftist Jonathan Alter claimed that only racism could prevent an Obama Presidency), the left began assailing doubters with Obama’s indubitable brilliance. “He went to HARVARD.” Um…so did the Unabomber. For that matter, so did Al Gore. For THAT matter — so did Bush.

Now that the Obama Express has jumped the tracks and slammed headfirst into the bridge abutment of incompetence, Democrats nationwide are booking passage to Anywhere But Obama. Two hundred nineteen Dems voted “yea” on Obamacare. Not one has run an ad touting their vote. “

Another great quote-—very well written article!