Posted on 09/14/2010 8:19:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Tis today!
Going out after Rush to vote for my NCIH ,no chance in hell, candidates.
You see THE ONE thought it was the Kenyan Economic Theory and that got him all cornfused. /s
Yes he did now that I recall.
He’s just being pragmatic. But you are right, that was a commercial for Castle. He’s a pretty reliable conservative on most matters except the Sodomite Agenda.
“He’s a pretty reliable conservative....”
....after the elections, where being a conservative can make a difference!
-There, fixed it for ya! ;-)
NY-23 used to be a rare GOP Congressional seat in NY. The GOP picked Scuzzy, the Tea Party picked Hoffman. The seat is now a rat seat Rush. Stop using Scuzzy as proof for a conservative surge...The GOP is enjoying an anti-Obama surge.
libtards thrive on their hate
Rush timed the ending of that call perfectly.
Animal rights? Please? You can’t do what you gotta do for animals locally? We need national pet nannies?
Or is he talking whales and polar bears?
What a nut!
Overheard a good one today, apparently this fella, just had exhausted his 14 days in homeless shelter was seeing Social Services for help paying for an apartment, and the person waiting on him initially said there was no funds, to which he stated (paraphrased)’they have funding, you just have to wait them out’
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Government is running short of funds, then employees are picking and choosing who they will grant funds.
OMG! He flipped him of with Flipper!
There goes another keyboard and monitor!
New Children’s Book Coming from President Obama
It's not the money or the deal per se. It's who's behind it.
sorry, of = off (still recovering)
this guy is delusional...I’m a HUGE dog/cat advocate. Sat on the board of the humane society and animal control in Orlando. I’m a far right conservative. There is no way the “left” is an advocate of dogs/cats.
I would venture to say 99% of the people that were/are cruel, neglectful mean or completely uncaring of animals are huge idiot obama libtards. No ifs, ands or buts.
I knew when he stated that he is a “single issue voter”, he was probably a seminar caller.
Obama children’s book `Of Thee I Sing’ out Nov. 16
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2588722/posts?page=15#15
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Focused on Jobs?
Agreed
It may be the best thing coming out of this administration for 4 years...
He must have written that book in between the parties, vacations and ice cream/burger runs
He should have titled it “Of ME I Sing . . . “
You know when they say they are happy and characterize our passion as anger they are more than single issue.
They are the usual snotty rude turds that gloat when they are in power.
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