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9/11 Meltdown! (parody)
WebToday ^ | 9-11-10 | Victor DuBois

Posted on 09/11/2010 7:55:22 AM PDT by geraldmcg

PARODY-- Thousands of disenchanted terrorists stand silent as they watch an Al Jazeera live broadcast of the small Florida church congregation burning crayons.

The whole world takes a big sigh of relief as a big misunderstanding is clarified. It seems that after all, the pastor of the Dove Church in Florida actually said they were going to burn "Crayons". (wishful thinking)

A positive symbolic gesture of diversity is demonstrated as the colors all melt together like the peaceful way Americans live together, reminiscent of the original 'melting pot' of mainly European immigrants that formed the early United States of America.

So on 911, if you desire to show your love for all races and tolerance for all peaceful religions living together in harmony, melt crayons together. And think to yourself "What a wonderful world."

Submitted by Victor Du Bois of NewPage Creative Services & Promos in Fremont, Michigan, 231-924-5456, www.newpage.net

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 9thanniversary; burning; crayon; islam; koran; meltingpot; muslim; quran

1 posted on 09/11/2010 7:55:26 AM PDT by geraldmcg
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To: geraldmcg

Good for a giggle this morning.


2 posted on 09/11/2010 8:04:46 AM PDT by Loud Mime (It's the CONSTITUTION! www.initialpoints.net)
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To: geraldmcg

3 posted on 09/11/2010 8:08:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Caption - “Hey, can you remove unsightly moles?”


4 posted on 09/11/2010 8:16:28 AM PDT by immadashell
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To: immadashell
Caption - “Hey, can you remove unsightly moles?”

It just occurred to me -- zero is a muslim mole.

5 posted on 09/11/2010 8:18:51 AM PDT by immadashell
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To: geraldmcg

We melted a bunch of crayons once when I was little. We thought the colors would be cool.

But it turned into a brown sludge.

Such was diversity.


6 posted on 09/11/2010 8:27:57 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim
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To: BenLurkin

Islamic radicals... Communism’s Useful idiots.


7 posted on 09/11/2010 8:30:20 AM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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