Psst...Hey Fidel...gots a secret fer ya...
The Russian model didn’t work so well either, ya stupid proletarian j*rkoff...
Another one of my goals soon to be met:
Goal #1. Outlive Teddy Kennedy: Check
Goal #2. Outlive John Murtha: Check
Goal #3. Outlive Jimmy Carter: Working on it...
Goal #4. Outlive Lautenberg: Working on it...
Goal #5: Live to See Saddam Hussein dancing on a rope, taken on a surrepetitious cell phone camera: CHECK! (enjoyed it, too).
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Goal #n: Live long enough to see Fidel assume room temperature and become worm food: Working on it.
A man’s GOT to have goals.
Was that mean? Harsh? Do I care? Lemme think fer a minute...Nah
My goal list is the same as yours,except you forgot to mention Jane Fonda.
I just wanna live long enough to see Obama do the O.J. “perp walk” for having embezzled 200 million of the stimulus money.