Posted on 09/07/2010 8:27:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I just hope he doesn’t spend the first hour talking about his golf adventures.
OK, but the BF drove me c-r-a-z-y. Almost glad to be back to work.
The only way to enjoy Rush... the Rush HD Stream on the Firefox browser installed onto my old version AppleTV on my 48” Samsung HDTV...
“how much is that doggie in the window?”
LOLOL—oh he is gonna be in rare form!
Rushie! It’s been too long.
Green jobs and an Escalade? Typical.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much is that DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW?
RUSH is back!!!!!!!! YAH!!!!!
Listening to him now. Glad he’s back!
Oops!! sorry for shouting!! Over zealous here! lol
yeah we talk about him like the dog he is-— a neutered foofy poodle
“Talk about him like a dog”???
Better blame it on me, but all I’ve done is call The O (along with most of the rest of the dims) an old Montana curse:
They’re all COYOTE jobs.
LOL....Rush..doesn’t talk about Obama like a dog...He LOVES his Dogs......
(Hope his dog is OK after swallowing sock)
You called that one.
"These are not in my prepared remarks."
"Dogs", that's what happens when he gets off the teleprompter.
Bow wow President.
Oh, I thought it was about BO the dog.
Kinda narcissistic to name your dog after yourself. Just sayin’.
Anyone have a link to the “Jackson Caddy gets stripped in Detroit” story?
Awesome! Thanks.
And for the record ... I want to be clear; my dogs are treated far better than I would ever treat the poser in chief.
Damm, Rush going after the Haney Project for just filming his bad shots.
I wonder if they’ll cancel him for the bad publicity?
Good Afternoon, megaRushWelcomeBackDittos from Biggirl!
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