[Moonman62]

Several Detroit media outlets reported thieves stole Jackson’s ride — a 2009 Cadillac Escalade

That's not a car. It's an Earth killing CO2 factory.

[KeyLargo]

Actually it's all part of the Democrat stimulus program.

Jesse has his Escalade "stolen" and subsequently receives a big insurance claim payment where JJ then gets a replacement Escalade from Obama Motors!