To: Free in Texas
Here's Eddie with one of her admirers.
5 posted on
08/29/2010 11:13:35 AM PDT by
IbJensen
((Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")
To: IbJensen
11 posted on
08/29/2010 11:18:32 AM PDT by
jessduntno
(Each day, I await a fresh insult to America by this usurper...he never fails to deliver.)
To: IbJensen
Wow! I thought Chris Farley was dead.
To: IbJensen
What the hell is that?
Excuse me while I retch.
21 posted on
08/29/2010 11:26:13 AM PDT by
Sequoyah101
(Half of the population is below average)
To: IbJensen
Those two are what you get when you don't spring for a better-quality human costume.
You end up looking like walking mushrooms.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.26 posted on
08/29/2010 11:33:48 AM PDT by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: IbJensen
Those are the butt-ugliest cross-dressers I ever saw.
41 posted on
08/29/2010 12:57:37 PM PDT by
pistolpetestoys
(Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend;inside a dog it's too dark to read.)
To: IbJensen
How'd you like to pull a Saturday night drunk and wake up on Sunday morning in bed with that pair - one on each arm. Then comes the big question, "Which arm do I gnaw off first?" And, "Oh my God!!! Are those my dentures in that glass of water on the nightstand?!?!?!"
I, of course, have never been that drunk and conscious at the same time. Mercy always prevailed and I passed out first.
42 posted on
08/29/2010 1:55:00 PM PDT by
davisfh
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