Police: "Hey, your friend over there, he's sleeping isn't he?"
Friend: "No...no...he's dead. He was sleeping but now he's dead."
Police: "I can hear him snoring"
Friend: "Well, he's not quite dead yet. That's a death rattle. He'll be dead shortly."
Police: "Well...Ok...but we'll be watching. Hey, you're not going to sing, are you?"
LOL I can see that happening
lol
LOL!!! Lots of nudging, arm-punching and caffeine-ingesting going on.
LOL! Sounds like Monty Python!
“That’s not snoring...He’s practicing his Tibetian monk throat singing...”