[fml]

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

Sigh, has anyone who favors traditional marriage ever used that as an excuse?

[RangerM]

As I understand it, “til death do you part” is the most traditional.

Seems B’s wasn’t.

Admittedly, neither was my first.