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Thanks for the encouragement. I am working, when not researching, to bring Global Warming to Maine, which seems to need it come Wintertime. So far I have been quite disappointed in the failure of State and Federal Government to move it along. Women, children, and members of select minority groups suffer most in in the continuing cold, you know.

I am also the Sponsor of the Maine Lumberjack Temporary Gay Marriage Law. Gay (and of course, lesbian) lumberjacks should be permitted to cohabit legally in lumber camps from November until ice-out, however since so many gay relationships end in violence, my proposed legislation would forbid them to have axes, chainsaws, or peaveys. Although this would throw a disproportionate load on straight lumberjacks, I feel that enough stimulus funds, under my control, could alleviate this problem.

If the proposed legislation passes as it should, we will need a State Coordinator of Gay and Lesbian Lumberjack Rights. The pay is $200,000/annum. If you qualify under Federal Affirmative Action EEOC Regs, and have appropriate tattoos, (piercing optional) please apply.

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