Posted on 08/26/2010 7:51:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I’m so sick of Rush taking so much time off.
Sorry I’m slouching towards typical Troll...
Islam didn’t attack the USA. Alqueda did... And all those asshole muzzies who were cheering in the streets all around the world after the planes hit
Bloomberg, another lib Jew who will be one of the first ones killed under Sharia Law
Don’t make me use the spray on you.
“I thought of giving you a $1,000 for your birthday . . . [inside] but I’m used to handing out several billion trillion.”
There, fixed it! And what's this "ALMOST" bologna?
I bought him a “proper” birthday card instead.
Besides, the sight of Obama’s face—even in cartoon form—would probably make BF sick.
Scary.
ABC News still trying to prop up the regime... Home foreclosures are down from a year ago so we are turning the economy around
Bleh
Maybe the foreclosures are down because there are less homeowners out there than a year ago
I don’t think he’s a muslim, just say that in front of a Democrat supporter, it can really be a hoot...
I thought housing was down 12%? Oops
(Laughs nervously) I know...I have been checking Mark’s site for updates and new columns (not like I am stalking or anything).
Barky B-Day cards, mmm mmm mmm!
Exactly
That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Wait a minute, he doesn't like our socialist in chief? Didn't he vote for him? Buyer's remorse? You have my blessings now. I won't even be cleaning my shotgun when he comes over to ask for your hand.
Or did he vote for Ralph Nader? I'm so confused. grumble*grumble
Don’t tell Biden;
http://taxesandgrowth.ncpa.org/news/are-the-bush-tax-cuts-working
2003 and 2004 economic growth levels surpassed Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimates by 150 basis combined, resulting in $300 billion of additional growth, which is roughly $2,500 per household.
Employment, Jobs, and Productivity4
Though job creation was slow immediately following the recession and during the first stages of the recovery, it had increased dramatically by late 2002 and 2003.
1.4 million jobs were added in the nine months after August 2003 (the 2003 tax cuts were signed into law in late May 2003).
The unemployment rate remained steady at 5.6 percent in May 2004, well below its peak of 6.3 percent a year ago.
The Treasury Department estimates that without the tax relief, as many as 1.5 million more Americans would be out of work right now, and the unemployment rate would be well over 7 percent.
No, he voted for McCain. He’s voting straight “R” this November.
Only 375k jobless claims..... notice “ONLY”
Talked to a sales gal at Target. She said most of those O cards are bought as a joke. Sell very few of them.
I think she was sipping purple kool-aid at the time.
Hi.
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