Posted on 08/26/2010 7:51:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Talking about Iraq would be too much, imagine if Bush said that?
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Hello.
Hiya happy campers!!
they didn’t mean THEM—just us peasants.....
LOL.
Clearly Bush wouldn’t be in that situation because everyone knows that Dick Cheney told him what to eat..../sarc
Barack Obama looks for a ball in the woods....
Barack Obama looks for a ball in the woods....
snicker
so mnay jokes that could be made.......
He just has to look for the jar Mooshell keeps them in to find his balls
Here we go!
Messing with Sasquatch.....
no way I’d take on the Wookie.
Hi.
All charges against Rods brother have been dropped.
I just wanna know, is that Gulf Coast shrimp Barky was ‘trying to order’???
And good afternoon to all (waves!!!)
Hi, doll.
Not shocking for crispy.
Cause he is a rat.
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