Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Posted on 08/25/2010 6:02:54 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
Permission granted & presence request Conor! *Hugs*
A good day for you?
Sir Winston running the household yet?;-}
And I am on my way home. Back shortly.
Did I read that you did get some good state candidates?
The client puts my name on the “list”, but the guard is so officious and obnoxious that he won’t let me in unless he can “announce” me. So if the phone isn’t picked up....
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Sounds like something I would do...lol.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
That is so bogus! He sounds like he just likes to throw his authority around! If I were your client, I’d file a complaint with his boss!
Well for heavens sakes...if your name is on the list what gives!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you aren't going to
do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after
Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page report
that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back,
it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do
after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good
and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire
day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so
I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was
younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck
was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags
in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm
trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before
you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or
understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants
never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and
dumber every year?
29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're
sure you are going to die after leaning your chair
back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I
hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation,
I always hate bicyclists.
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell
phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my
ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
Thanks to TheMom for these hilarious truths! LOL!
Safe journey!
Drive safely!
YES!
All my other candidates came through & Gov Brewer got like 87%! lol
So all in all a good night.
Our temp only got up to about 85. It was heavenly!!
Hi, Conor! (((hugs)))
LOL....too bad I didn’t have Mandarin cake or I would have eaten that too!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Ha! These are hysterical Luvie!
Thanks to you & The Mom!
A good day for you? *hugs*
Thanks! Nice to be seen! :) Hope your week is going well.
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