Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
My lib teacher friend the only reason she wants to buy a house now is because she got her tenure and that she won’t have to worry about losing her job...................
I almost jumped out of the car while it was moving when she said that.
Yeah, ribbons for Libtard causes bother me too. But not if it’s support for military or things like that.
I get where you’re coming from.
Sorry ... I missed those minutes. Thanks! ;-)
Funny story, you know the Tom Daschole radio show parodies Rush plays on 24/7?
Mrs S was playing it in her office and an associate came and asked if it was really him?
Rolling my eyes was best when it comes to her.
LMAO!
Kook Caller Rush, cut him off!
A military friend of Rush’s lost his 16 year old son to cancer. The father had given Rush a flag from Iraq 7 years ago and they became friends of the family.
People flying in from Seattle to be there for the votes, among the usual antics.
A dhimmicrat caller.....
I know people like that.
Nut job.
Now that's when she wouldn't think of me as her friend anymore.....because I would of 'went off the deep end' on that statement.... HOW can you stand it??
I really can’t anymore. What would you have said?
Obamas on vacation
Hi.
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