Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Well answers my question. Kind of creepy aren't they?
Did Lisa concede?
Palin - 2
Murkowski - 0
You get bears out your way? During the drought black bears were coming down out of the mountains here looking for food. In Super Suburban Bethesda no less.
Way to go Sarahcuda!
I’m less than 100 air miles from Yellowstone.
Get bears, all kinds, pretty much all year.
Used to get coyotes a bunch, until the wolves started to run them out of the woods.
Gets kinda exciting if you wander around in the trees wearing a pork chop costume very often.
I hope you carry.
LOL
Don’t carry while I’m in the shower, but that’s about it.
I don’t think so.
What do you want to give him, an eternity???? s
Underemployed, sounds like me too.....
She’s a PUBLIC EMPLOYEE teaching OTHER PEOPLES KIDS!! OF course we have an opinion! God teachers P*ss me off....
Praying that the absentee ballots follow the trend!
See the /sarc tag?
heheheh
Yep just like parents and children have no choice!!
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