Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What is the “underemployed”?
Got me.
“I was taken back that she asked me.”
Actually, the phrase is “taken aback.” It has to do with a square-rigged ship sailing close to the wind and the square sails “on the bowline,” meaning they were tied by ropes on the leading edge leading forward to keep the leading edge from curving away from the wind. If the ship turned too close to the wind of the wind shifted forward, the square sails would be blown backwards, creating a very dangerous situation.
Not only would it cause the ship to slow suddenly, it could cause a dismasting because of the sudden shift in pressure and loads on the rig. It would scare the heck out of the officers and crew. The helmsman could be whipped for causing this to happen.
Which is why it is such a great expression.
(Sigh) Yet another of the libs' favorite "Don't confuse my dialectic with any of your sillya$$ facts" lines.
Next time she pulls that crap on you, ask if she'd like to continue the discussion long distance with a college instructor who has had to deal with some of her sorry results.
On second thought, keep her away from me. I'm so sick of that pompous line of sh** from folks around here, I'm liable to just grab her by the nap of her neck and rub her nose in something. (Most local "educators" I've encountered over the last few years tend to head for cover as soon as they see me coming.)
(Sigh) Yet another of the libs' favorite "Don't confuse my dialectic with any of your sillya$$ facts" lines.
Next time she pulls that crap on you, ask if she'd like to continue the discussion long distance with a college instructor who has had to deal with some of her sorry results.
On second thought, keep her away from me. I'm so sick of that pompous line of sh** from folks around here, I'm liable to just grab her by the nap of her neck and rub her nose in something. (Most local "educators" I've encountered over the last few years tend to head for cover as soon as they see me coming.)
Amen.
Interesting
...fat fingered bozo
LOL. Never really thought of that. Stupid Nasa.
OchoCinco rocks! Screw the NFL. I love that he changed his name just to spite ‘em.
When do we get, ‘I’m sorry America, I talked all that smack about Bush’s economy, then I made a bad economy worse with my Democrat-Keynesian attempt’?
I thought I was going to get ONE day free from hearing about the Senate race here. Thanks a lot caller for ruining my day.
BTW - Tea Party here is not the same as everywhere else. They are mostly third partiers and libertarians.
Good caller right now....
This fella reminded me, everyday, print some Freeper wisdom out and leave it where the uninformed may gain some knowledge. The uninformed electorate is something we can effect
Not gonna happen
Hi.
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