Posted on 08/24/2010 8:44:52 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thomas Sowell: his words cut liberals to shreds.
Oh no Dr. Williams cruel and unusual.... oh well I have to paint rods anyway.
Hello.
Hi.
And he's African American. That has to kill them.
Notice you never see him, or anyone like him, on the Sunday Propaganda Shows?
Present
I love Walter E.! He gives the best marital advice...
He did and he is all wet. Maybe he is in favor of death squads, wouldn't that solve the problem?
Mama!
HEY THERE
Got hyperbole much?
I’m talking about giving soundbites to Libtards, looks like you fell for it.
Hi, Honey!
Dr Laura gave good advice. She just didn’t give it very nicely. Kilmeade and Doocy get quoted all the time in the Libtard rags and shows looking like idiots even if it’s out of context. Gretchen on the other hand is a class act.
Gretchen needs to read a little. I think she is very unread
You just like her looks
Kilmeade plays the clown but can really ask some really pointed questions. I remember his interview of Leaky Leahy
I like Williams..but on a BIG primary day, I’d like someone who is a little more politically focused...
Ahem!
She graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford, she ain’t dumm!
I didn’t say dumb — I said unread
Okay you win.
Only because I’m watching Fox Business then. What I see and read of Kilmeade and Doocy is in adversarial news. It ain’t pretty.
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