Posted on 08/24/2010 8:44:52 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL
Exactly.
Oh, good!
Brian Kilmeade was on this morning. I turned after 30 minutes, but was shocked nonetheless. There wasn’t even a pretense of neutrality.
I know...it was crazy. I mean, I’m not in love with JD Hayworth or anything, but he beats McCain. Just shocked to hear them so blatantly dismiss Hayworth and declare McCain the winner already. Same thing in Alaska.
THERE WAS BEFORE 9/11 MO-FO!
Hello!
Kilmeade isn’t the sharpest knife on the tree.
IQ on his show is rarer than a Brunette on that network.
Cash-strapped NY starts enforcing sales tax on sliced bagels... http://drudge.tw/cikA3T
Bump for WEW and his guest, Thomas Sowell, coming on later.
Conference call Tuesday. I’ll catch the podcast after work.
WOO HOO!
Hi.
Greetings, Earthling!
I love when WEW subs for Rush. And having Dr. Sowell as a guest makes it even better.
WEW is laying the cards on the table re: Soc Sec. Ponzi scheme, let the next generation worry about the mess...
http://radio.foxnews.com/fox-news-talk/john-gibson/#axzz0xXb8PDcc
John Gibson has a great show...he is on fire today. Playing lots of media clips.(if you all are missing Rush)
Shush, I'm one of eem.
“Handout programs to senior citizens”?
Jeeze I wish Walter wouldn’t go there...
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