Posted on 08/24/2010 8:44:52 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I don’t watch the television news much, but when did Foxnews start carrying the water for McCain in Arizona? Listened to FoxNews on XM Radio this morning at work...sounded like the McCain campaign headquarters. WTF?
isn’t he at a funeral today?
The “Not” Rush live thread... he’s off to a funeral today for a 16 yr old cancer victim - Dr. Walter Williams sitting in.
Hi.
ooo—I like Dr. Williams
He may be - I didn’t get to listen very much yesterday.
Thanks.
Sad news, though I do like Walter Williams. I miss far too much of the show anymore because of work. :(
Is that .....Oh never mind have a great day all
Bump
Good morning/afternoon, WELCOME Professor Williams.
Special Report is the only thing we listen to.
Ready for my Walter E. Williams marital counseling today!
Hello.
Are you sure? I thought he said yesterday that it would be Juan Williams sitting in.
They did the same thing during the 2008 Presidential Primary. I don’t understand Fox’s blind love for McCain
Yeah, I'm sure. Rush's web site confirms it.
Shut The Front Door!
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