Obama Savors Some Very Special PorkEzekial Ferguson, one of the workers and a self-described big Obama fan, held out a slice of pata negra, a fancy Spanish ham, explaining that it had only recently been legalized in the United States. "What do you mean just legalized? It's so good it's like a drug or something?" said Obama. "Pretty much, yeah, just wait," said Ferguson.
He explained that the ham came from a type of black-hoofed Iberico wild pig that wanders around eating acorns, "which turn into delicious fat in its muscle tissue, and also make it really healthy for you." That drew a chuckle from the reporters Obama had brought along. "All I know is it tastes good," said Obama. "That was delicious."
Well, no. Not really. For all I know that ‘ham’ could have been ‘blessed’ and absolved by a Jihadi Imam......HORMEL....a nice big fat slice of Hormel Bacon right out of the package would do just fine....