Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What would one more turd hurt?
Obama has built up an immunity to fecal matter LoL!
TGIF CC dear.
What’s never pointed out is that Rev.Wrong was quoting Malcolm X about the chickens coming home to roost. And I’d bet the farm that everyone in that so-called “congregation” knew it.
W and Karl Rove have a book reading contest every year, W always wins reading 70+ books and always includes the Bible.
Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him, is too busy playing golf, partying all week and waking p at 9am to read the Koran once!
remember this blast from the past?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1778612/posts
That's because he's full of it.
Yep, my bro’s waiting for a couple of years too, on that note I’ll ask(again); hows that ‘voting for the guy that won’? You still so smart...
Yup, and he is always “The turd in the punchbowl” at any party!
Build-A-Burger
:-O
Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him, no way has read that many a year.
Hi baby!
Hello, cookie.
Although inclined to agree, Oprah being a clue, me being a ‘birther’, settle down on that ‘our’ part. I prefer the exotic tales of being born in a brilliant land far away.
That info floored me too. But it makes so much sense.
Obama joins Wright's christian church knowing that he was originally a muslim. Wright saw the $$$ potential in switching to christianity.
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Obama saw the same opportunities for self advancement and wanted to learn the methods.
Why is the first time we have ever heard this?
Media hides all?
Hi sugar!
And the mountain dew.
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