Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I would have to demote him to “barn cat”
LoL! What? Cats can serve up revenge?!!! LoL!
Prayers.
Wonder why he does that? Are you sure it’s his and not the other cats poop he’s flinging out of the box?
No, and I hope Rush puts a link on his web site.
I recall when they told us that Obamacare would cover an additional 40 million people while lowering costs, reducing the deficit and increasing benefits.
So if it;s that great, why havent we started the program yesterday?
Its all things to all people! Lets get to saving and benefiting NOW!
Of course the reason this stuff wont go into effect till 2014 is because Obama and crew want to be out the back door and long gone down the road before folks figure out they were sold snake oil!
Prayers up.
My Cuz had that when she was young. They gave her 4 years.
She went to college, got a degree, got married had 2 girls and raised them before it got her.
And treatment is better now than in the 70’s.
WTH was that?
Just commenting on Obamacare and Rush referring to the promises made.
Socialist union Walmart moron.
WoW..that’s terrific for her! He has AML and they told him he’s had it awhile.....
There is a lot of hope out there.
Best regards.
I lost IQ points because of that caller.....
I’m stunned.
Did they ever approve construction of Walmarts in Chicago?
You know.. the same people that demand the Hamamosque be built at ground zero are the same folks who say you dont have the right to build a Walmart. LoL
I dont believe their is a single Walmart in NYC
Possibly. We all know people who are convinced that there's doesn't stink...
Was that guy really truly seminar caller?? Sounded like he was talking to another show and got caught
One i think.
Its like losing a CO2 scrubber and an oxygen generator LoL
Oh my head hurts!
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