[therut]

I am a Southern “person”. I could not survive without bacon. The drippings are an essential flavoring to succulent dishes of extreme pleasures known to Kings, elitists and the masses of human kind below the Mason-Dixon line. We would wage rebellion aganist those of oppression who try to take our bacon from out hereditary lifestyles. We would appeal to the UN for the oppression aganist our human rights. If that failed we would shoot to kill to preserve our heritage of using bacon for all things good.

[trimom]

We use bacon when we make creamed corn.

[oyez]

Fresh Butter Beans are worthless without bacon drippings.

[absentee]

I’m southern too. Not only are they takin the bacon, they’re going to get rid of country ham too. Monsters.