Put them in Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies for six months and see if they improve.
Check for aluminum poisoning periodically.
Well, the good news is these parents most likely won’t be on the Internet telling all of us how evil we are to be on the Internet.
Why should they care? Canada has ‘free’ health care. The kids could have giant radioactive tumors all over their bodies and the government has to pay for it.
isn’t all wifi just radio waves?
LOL! You can't make this stuff up!
even though the children's symptoms all disappear on weekends when they aren't in school.
Gee, imagine that - kids complain that they are sick during school days but make miraculous recoveries when they don't have to go to school.
Wow. Just Wow.
Gee, with most of the worlds children now exposed to wifi every day and most of them not showing symptoms I wonder why they are not taking these idiots seriously?
SSSHHHHHHH no one tell them that their homes are likely surrounded by those using wifi so therefore the kids get the same dose on te weekends.
I bet the parents don’t have a problem with their kids having cell phones stuck to their heads (or in their laps texting) all day.
We didn’t have any of this crap back when I was in school. You know what? I ALWAYS felt great on weekends and crappy during the week. Today’s kids are not fundamentally different from “back in the day”.
These parents are dopes.
We deal with this at work, some is imagined like when a new unit is brought on line and has a harmless but different smell, it only take one person to start a panic, but sometimes it's real like when a bus stop was changed and the bus exhaust was being picked up by an air handler.
It's just the deterioration of the wiring insulation in the computers & monitors once they exceed 4 years of use, being circulated through out the school building.
I used to have illnesses that magically healed as soon as school was over too. Wi-Fi had not been invented then.
There you go with those negative waves again man!
These parents are ignorant fools! Don’t they know they can protect their kids from these harmful rays with simple tin foil hats? Always available in a variety of popular sizes at their nearest head shop.
Well, the wi-fi might be making the kids sick because they don’t get to go outside and get some sunshine, fresh air and natural vitamin d.
Hmmmm. They might be on to something. It could definitely account for why I’ve been feeling so peckish lately. I’m pretty sure I’ve got lots o’ then thar wifi rays flying about my house. Why I can hardly keep my vittles down lately.
Okay, how about all the paranoid people pack up all their WiFi routers, all their cell phones, and iPhones, and send them to me? Then, go live with the Amish; you'll be better off spiritually for it, and there'll be no pesky radio waves. Well, except the ones that pound you every day from the sun and stars. Well, you can always live in a hole in the ground. But, uh oh, now you've increased your exposure to background radiation, from thorium and radon in the soil. Well, you can always line the inside of your hole with wood. Oh, sorry, I forgot, wood has radioactive carbon-14 in it, so you'll get pounded with neutrons. Well, you can always kill yourself, and just get it over with.
Give me a break, people. WiFi is hazardous? I think not.
Individual sensitivities vary, I'm sure. I have headaches almost every day, but never thought to blame the mosquito tones, since at my age I don't usually hear them.
Check here to see just the number of satellites beaming power at you, and each satellite may have upwards of 24 to 36 transmitters wacking it at you:
Hint: Don't stand next to, or look at, your home microwave when it is operating. I took a "sniffer" home from the lab one time and checked mine....it was leaking like hell from a slightly misaligned door. Be safe, hide in your basement, hehe.