Posted on 08/16/2010 8:14:26 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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Mondays suck pings.
Dittos on the Mondays sucking thing.
There seems to be some confusion whether or not Obama supports a mosque at ground zero. I think I can pretty much summarize it.
Obama: Of COURSE I support a tax payer funded mosque at ground zero. Why would anyone even question that. What better way to humiliate the great Satan and honor those 19 brave martyrs who crashed those planes! And I am positive that my fellow America hating, Islam butt kissing, amnesty freak, gay marriage supporting Democrats all agree with me.
I can hardly wait to hear that beautiful call to prayer. What a great day when I can to to the great mosque and bow towards Mecca while sticking my butt up in the air towards ground zero. The symbolism is just perfect!
Anyway, we will be having our usual extravagant party at the White House on Wednesday. It will be a special celebration to honor Islamic Martyrs. We're gonna party like it's 2001!
Did I win an iPad yet?
Mass Wedding Organized By Hamas in Gaza 450 girls 6-9 years old.
Sucks liberal balls.......It’s so muggy here it’s ridiculous
I eagerly await his comments on Obama and the Mosque.
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bttt
I totally understand where you are coming from. I woke up at 3AM last night with similar feelings and crying. It’s a dark time for our nation. My mom is going to Washington next week with my aunt and uncle for 8/28. So that is a source of encouragement. I hope that event is huge!
Prays for Zsa Zsa...
Obama and his ilk have fractured this nation and it will not heal in our lifetimes. Pray for your children and grand children. Toughen them up and get them ready to endure what is coming, and set their sights on ultimate victory over the satanic devoted left. Lord hear my prayer.
I heard she requested Last Rites.
We're going to Glenn Beck's event on 8/28 in DC as well, but I admit I'm still not sure what his "event" is all about... anyone know?
Present, but not really accounted for... :)
I’m sick and tired of people dying in my life.
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