SAG requested legislation after an awards-show incident. (Jay L. Clendenin / Los Angeles Times)
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Now, just imagine that velvet rope is a BORDER.
It's a harsher crime to liberals for someone to crash a party than someone to invade another nation and rob money from children (with the help of liberals).
So, let’s see if I understand this correctly. There will be severe punishment for anyone crashing an elitist party; however, any illegal alien who dare break our federal law gets an award?
All I need to know about Democrats:
Supporting existing laws against the influx of illegal immigrants is racism.
Bulding a victory mosque on the site of a successful Muslim attack is freedom of religion.
The killing of unborn babies should be paid by the taxes of those who oppose it.
The war against Al Qaeda is fiction driven by Haliburton.
People who crash parties pose a public threat that requires new legislation and 6-month jail terms.
Wow, so the leftist ruling elites separate themselves from the peasants even more.
If this ridiculous Dem drafted bill is enacted it will lead to a hilarious, huge number of unintended consequences. So, when irritating work associates invite themselves to my birthday party I will call the authorities and have them imprisoned. What happens when high school keggers are busted? The California government will have to construct huge new prison complexes to house all of the convicted gate crashers.
What I don't get is this. Why does California attach any jail time to criminal offenses? Most criminals seem to get out in short order because of overcrowding issues.
Why don’t we get it over at once and criminalize all stupid behavior, like being a conservative.
Just hire the folks who provided the security at Altamont. $500 worth of beer and some pool cues.
Would love to use this law on the In-laws... ;)
Wouldn’t this include illegal aliens? How very Arizona of them! /sarcasm
You peasants better know your place and stay there ! < /sarc >
Now all the border states can proclaim a state of perpetual “party!” for citizens and legal visitors and arrest all the illegal gate crashers.