“We just have to defeat the Taleeeeeban...”
Please! It’s Tah-leee-bahn. They’ll be SO upset if you don’t pronounce their name exactly the way they and the flap-eared socialist want us to.
How about if we just use up all remaining ammo now against Tahleeebahn, everything the 250,000 troops have, shoot it out over the next week, then we all leave immediately, come home and declare victory. Anybody so much as take a donkey ride after, they get a cruise missile up the donkey.
We need these troops redeployed on the Mexico border.