Sheeesh. I must be some kind of slack-jawed idiot. I'm black, and I live in a rural area on two acres. I've got a dead vegetable garden that Mom and the kids planted a while back.
My "farm" has obviously been destroyed by the suppression of "the man". I'm due some sort of reparations, don't you think?
Check the list...check the list....check the list.....!!!!
You are probably eligible for $560,000 per acre. Start harvesting - slackjaw!!!!!