[tlb]

NY Post cover: Bikini photo of the lady with caption "Sex for 15 Seconds, Now 26 Years in Jail"

Kobe's jeweler will probably get a pretty good order today.

[Dayman]

I would have paid a little bit to her just to keep her quiet about lasting only 15 seconds.

[Rummyfan]

Fifteen seconds? Pitino should have paid for her silence!

[DainBramage]

There were no sticking points, he said

Poor choice of words IMHO.

[anton]

When people point out derisively that Pitino is “short” I didn’t think they were referring to the 15 second thing.

[HiTech RedNeck]

It’s like the Clinton-Lewinski affair. He didn’t get impeached for the “sex” but for lying to Congress about it under oath.

An extortionist like that shouldn’t be trusted anyhow. He might have paid up and she could have still trumpeted the scandal — since it was illegal anyhow, what court would enforce her silence or consequences?

[sauropod]

Sad story. Neither party is admirable.

[dartuser]

15-seconds ???? ....

hee he he ... not much bang for the buck there.

[Thrownatbirth]

Too much foreplay, Rick.

[Enterprise]

Slightly off topic I guess, but how about jailing women who falsely accuse men of being the father of their children in order to extort child support from them. And jail the judges who go along with it.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

As prosecutors left the courtroom, Jacob Wise, Sypher's 20-year-old son, said sarcastically, "Thanks for taking my mother away, guys," and clapped his hands.

Sorry your mom is a lying, cold, slutty skank, Jacob.

[Anti-Bubba182]

I hope she does every day.

[crosshairs]

Their encounter lasted only "15 seconds," Pitino said.

Dang. How does he keep his wife satisfied?

[reagan_fanatic]

Sypher, who says she became pregnant and had an abortion, waited six years to threaten to reveal the details of the brief, messy time together if he did not pay up

So, an innocent life pay the ultimate price for a slut's behavior. Figures.