Posted on 08/04/2010 8:16:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I can’t be around people like that because my mouth will either explode or my head...and both are not good.
She is 30 and never had a boyfriend. She had one guy she was hanging out with and he felt her up a few times. She went on a dating site and gave up after 3 months cause he did not like any of the men she met.
A beam of light is faster...
Yes, I think part of it is a level of maturity, but Rush knows it urks the libs, and anyone should realize belly-aching about name calling is only going to get more of it, how about ‘pre-viable man’ Lady?
Amen.
I am so sick of the race card, I could care less anymore.
Frank Lautenberg is a worthless POS.
She was a NAAALCP seminar caller trying to get Rush in a soundbite calling Barack Hussein 0bama, peace be upon him, “boy”.
I thought Frank had Alzheimer’s?
I feel bad now.
Yes, thinking of the ‘Underground Railroad’, some never give credit for those that would helped free slaves, from;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Railroad
... “Conductors” on the railroad came from various backgrounds and included free-born blacks, white abolitionists, former slaves (either escaped or manumitted), and Native Americans. Churches also often played a role, especially the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers), Congregationalists, Wesleyans, and Reformed Presbyterians as well as certain sects of mainstream denominations such as branches of the Methodist church and American Baptists.
Lautenberg is an Animatronic. He actually died many years ago.
Probably so. I like this caller. She asked the correct question.
Don’t he was a POS before anyway.
Oh, Rush called the BP 20b a slush fund. I can hear Libtard heads exploding across the country.
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