Posted on 08/04/2010 8:16:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Amen.
Hi.
Looks consensual to me.
My lib teacher admitted something to me. She said she just wants to work and have the union/Principal to tell her what to do.
I always remember a Private that had aspirations to be an Air Borne Ranger, and thank God we have brave men and women(just ran into an old friend and forgotten she was in the Army too, boy was my niece really impressed “oh your a tough girl”)
I think that’s the dream of liberals everywhere, except the work part.
idiot alert.
Cry me a river.
Where’s the Mother Ship when you need it.
Back in the office late from lunch, and the first thing I hear is Rush with an Obamadrone...
Is this Rita X’s twin sister?
The stupid race baiter trying to get Rush call Barack Hussein 0bama, all worship be upon him, “boy”. Despicable punkette.
That’s strange. So, if the principal tells her to push Liberal agenda, she does? Oh brother...great attitude for a teacher.....
Its in Louie’s backyard.
I wish you could meet her. You would be floored.
Cat was taken by complete surprise — the poor baby cat didn’t even know what happened to it. The rabbit raped a minor.
That must have been a short call. I had the earphones down for a few minutes to listen to my babbling office mate, and I must have missed it.
I think that was either sheila jackson lee or maxine waters’ sister.
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