Posted on 08/04/2010 8:16:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Call The Rush Limbaugh Show program line between 12 Noon and 3PM Eastern Time at: 1-800-282-2882
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963
Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:
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New York, NY 10020
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Too hot to function pings.
Good thing God invented table fans, is all I’ve got to say.
Work ‘n’ lurk ping from NC.
FUBO
bttt
CardCheckAlert RT @mkhammer: Obama to AFL-CIO, “We’re going to keep on fighting to pass the Employee Free Choice Act.”
Thank me!
I’m welcome!
THAT’S CORRECT!!!
That cannot be said loudly enough!
Saw Billy Brady for the third time last night. Nice to have a Conservative running for Governor in IL.
End of the military alert: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2564463/posts
Nail-biter MI-1 race has both Benishek, Allen announcing win
http://www.petoskeynews.com/news/article_be027a7e-9fca-11df-bf41-001cc4c03286.html
Can i barf now?
Hi.
I’m afraid the same will be true here in Tennessee tomorrow.
Morning.
At least we have a Conservative running for Governor here. Finally.
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