[Still Thinking]

Upon arrival, the Red rag is ritually burned, shot and run over with my non-inclusive, exploitative, rain-forest destroying, gaz guzzling, children starving, motorcycle rider killing(got that one here on FR), only-for-ignorant-rubes big assed, high horsepower SUV.

Dude! I love it! Can I come over next ritual day and help?

[EyeGuy]

“Dude! I love it! Can I come over next ritual day and help?”

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Sure can.

Your shopping list:

For the ritual itself:

High octane gasoline.
A wide variety of ammunition and explosives.
Shredder oil.
Lighter fluid. The bad ass kind.

For us:

Cigars. A tasty and fragrant Maduro blend preferred.
Beef.
American, English, Irish or German Beer.
Scotch.