“Dude! I love it! Can I come over next ritual day and help?”
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Sure can.
Your shopping list:
For the ritual itself:
High octane gasoline.
A wide variety of ammunition and explosives.
Shredder oil.
Lighter fluid. The bad ass kind.
For us:
Cigars. A tasty and fragrant Maduro blend preferred.
Beef.
American, English, Irish or German Beer.
Scotch.
Can I bring bourbon instead? All that other stuff is already in stock, of course.